4-12 HornQuake

did you feel it?

about 3:28 pm,
pacific standard time,

the earth shook,
great with a fury of a terrible might,
thunder roared with teeth,
as fierce as the blackest of night,
an army of zombie dinosaurs,
arose a terrible, fierce, and frightening sight,
but really,

the phone just burped,
"woof,"

nopantzpdx says hi,
pigglywigglybearrug says grrr,
bottombastien asks what happening?
pccpunkinthefunkinthetrunk sends a
hey-lo, whistle, toodle and a grunt.
(block)
boxtopbabe, getmelaid, daddylicklicious,
silvertipsplayed,
groaner4u, travelinthru,
and masc4musc2wrstle4trble,
send a pic of their trick,
a thick stick of a shtick,
would I like to
(blush)
handsonnhary, handsomenthensome,
mississippimymary,
cubinaclass,
and discreetdrtybullbearly,
give it a show, hey, you're nearby,
woof,
what do ya know?

then it stops,
blue as the balls,
high in the sky,
the thunder meekly,
says good luck and good bye
the zombie dinosaurs,
cower, lost all their power,
shrink out of sight,
while the earth, laughs,
to cause such a fright,
taking pleasure
in his afternoon's delight.

3:29 pm
pacific standard time

did you feel it?