12-17 Sober

two twists of lemon rind,

squeeze,

five shots of vodka,

soda water, sprayed

ice...

4, 3, 2, 1

I am the fairy god mother.

I am the fairy god mother.

The prince has lost his tie,

and doesn't know where,

I found it, I found it,

Cinderella, Cinderella,

Stop the masquerade!

Every mask a glass paper,

wrong ball, ever-after,

can't begin till all,

return their hearts to me,

at the Grand,

hit it, sister,

1, 2, 3, 4,

Lucky, I am the fairy,

godmother, send, STOP,

I am the fairy,

raining ivory, from the sky,

I am the fairy,

shouting it out,

raining ivory, from the sky,

lucky to be a fairy,

raining ivory, raining, 

always raining,

SLAM!

phone dies...

ghosts of pbr past, enter,

beards as low gray brooms,

sweep tats and biceps,

off the voodoo floor,

lit the wind, blows,

low,

lit the wind, blows,

rustling fingers on the voodoo floor,

oh?

hugs, kisses, oh my's,

we are the sisters of the

midnight men,

stealing kisses,

hugs,

from the oh my's

of the midnight men,

we are the,

Fairy Godmothers

at the Prince's ball,

never the Cinderella,

buy me a bottle of wine,

slip me a glass, sister,

and we'll tell you,

how lucky we are,

to be

(bridge)

wait for it, 

wait for it...

raining ivory.