Wednesday, June 26, 2013

06-25 Bitch Slap

I might just bitch slap myself today.
Why?
because I can,
because someone should,
and I won't let you,
I have authority issues,
so thank you,
I'll do it myself,
no really,
I insist,
Now that I've gone mad,
I'm comfortable,
and
well aware,
of the kay-kay,
in my crazy,
and the proper,
five-second dosage,
of delivered sanity,
needed to sober,
up the sweet-jesus,
oh my god,
of my soul,
that ran around the corner,
like a school girl,
in second grade,
and is still running,

(pause)

yep,

wait,

oh f,

maybe you should do the honors?
I'm blushing too much.





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